Here's a woman, a real pioneer for other women looking for careers in stand-up comedy. And talk about guts - she would come out here and sit in this chair and say some things that were unbelievable - where you would have to swallow pretty hard... but it was hilarious... the force of her comedy was overpowering.

The Russian economy is tanking. It's gotten so bad that today Vladimir Putin had to pawn his stolen Super Bowl ring. And Putin will finance his next invasion on Kickstarter.

I think you can use some of those words on TV. But one thing you can't do is throw coffee, I've said it over and over again!

Good luck finding a place to park in New York City. And when you do, good luck figuring out the parking signs, restrictions, and prohibitions. It is so complicated. It has gotten so bad, I never park my car without a lawyer.

Father's Day: When you get that lethal combination of alcohol and new power tools.

Here's a little known fact - Arnold is the first body builder to run for governor since Janet Reno.

Mitt Romney is quite a guy. At one point he and his wife bought a zoo and fired all the animals.