John Kerry says that foreign leaders want him to be president, but that he can't name the foreign leaders. That's all right, President Bush can't name them either.

When we started the show, there were mixed responses. Half of the people said, 'That show doesn't have a chance.' The other half said, 'That show doesn't have a prayer.'

Do you remember the good ol' days when Congress was only unsafe if you were an intern.

Well, the manhunt continues for that elusive evil mastermind, but I'm telling you Enron CEO Kenneth Lay remains at large.

Are you excited about the recall election? Arnold's campaign has a new slogan: 'Win one for the groper.'

The White House is saying Donald Trump has 'zero percent chance' of being elected. Isn't that a little high?

The National Association of Theater Concessionaires reported that in 1986, 60% of all candy sold in movie theaters was sold to Roger Ebert.