There was an embarrassing moment in the White House earlier today. They were looking around while searching for George Bush's military records. They actually found some old Al Gore ballots.
David LettermanWe thought New York City was home to 8 million rats. Turns out, that's a little high. The actual number is 2 million rats. That explains the light turnout for the midterm elections.
David LettermanNight clubs scare me. They're dark and they stink and they're dangerous and everybody's drunk.
David LettermanThose North Korean hackers are at it again. Earlier today they leaked Santa's naughty list.
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