About half an hour before air time - that's when I become hyper. I put everything else out of my mind and just let that nervous energy surge through my body. I start talking faster and louder. My confidence comes up. It's actually a great feeling.
David LettermanVladimir Putin said the tanks that you see rolling through the streets are just part of the closing ceremonies of the Olympics.
David LettermanBad news, it's going to be a huge environmental disaster, the oil rig down there in the Gulf of Mexico. The good news is they think now that the oil spill will be diluted by the melting ice caps.
David LettermanI have talents aplenty. Unfortunately, precious few of them have any redeeming social value.
David Letterman