Bush explained his strategy for transfer of power. It's a two part plan. Part one: clean out his desk. Part two: rent a U-Haul.

According to the recent polls, Bush has a slight lead over John Kerry. So today, Bush hung a banner over the White House saying, 'Mission Accomplished.'

The FCC has delayed the decision on the Time/Warner Comcast merger. So how do you think those folks like being put on hold?

Ted Kennedy is endorsing John Kerry and I'm wondering, do you really want the endorsement of a guy with a Bloody Mary mustache?

How many people saw Arnold's speech last night? I haven't seen that many Kennedys in one place since their last trial.

John Kerry told Tom Ridge he was too busy to receive a Homeland Security briefing. I thought that was odd, since you're not supposed to ignore terrorist threats until after you become president.

After my bypass surgery I knew I had to change my lifestyle, and then it occured to me - I don't have a lifestyle.