I'm an environmentalist. Most of my jokes are recycled.

John Kerry spent the day reading to preschoolers ... and the kids said Kerry actually lacked warmth and failed to articulate a clear message.

President Obama went to India, South Korea, then Japan. He's going to keep travelling until he finds his birth certificate.

USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.

North Korean dictator Kim Jung Il may be stepping down. Yeah, experts in the State Department say he could be replaced by his son, Menta Li Ill.

President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?

Let's see what's going on over in Iraq. A Burger King has opened up and prostitutes are back on the street of Baghdad after 20 years. Fast food and hookers - they are truly living the American Dream.