It was announced that President Obama and his wife, when they're finished in Washington, are moving to New York City. The guy just can't get enough gridlock.

The Pope also said that while he's in town he would like to go see 'The Book of Mormon.'

Tourists - have some fun with New york's hard-boiled cabbies. When you get to your destination, say to your driver, "Pay? I was hitchhiking."

This Hillary Clinton scandal has to do with emails. All I get are emails for Canadian Viagra.

Donald Trump is talking about running for president. He hasn't made an announcement, but I want to tell you something. The fake suspense is killing me.

Kim Jong Un's sister got married. That sounds like another Seth Rogen movie, doesn't it?

Reasons why members of Congress deserve a pay raise: Many big corporations are cutting back on bribes; nearly half the members have never been indicted.