Hillary Clinton is driving across Iowa in a van. It's to get to know the people she'll never, ever see again in her life.
David LettermanBut down in Florida in the early voting, there were computer glitches, confusing ballots, long lines and chaos. And when President Bush heard about this, he said, 'Mission accomplished!'
David LettermanWe have defeated Saddam Hussein and Iraq. The good news is Iraq is ours, and the bad news is Iraq is ours.
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