I love the protests. And if you think about it, what better way to send a message to Wall Street than by sitting in a pup tent banging on a drum.

Do you know what I'm going to do when I retire? I hope to become the new face of Scientology.

How would Trump travel as president? Obviously, he'd use Hair Force One.

John Kerry went duck hunting and he's doing that to fulfill his campaign pledge to hunt down the ducks and kill them wherever they are! Kerry did pretty well; he came back with four ducks and three Purple Hearts.

Let's see what's going on over in Iraq. A Burger King has opened up and prostitutes are back on the street of Baghdad after 20 years. Fast food and hookers - they are truly living the American Dream.

Last night we had Bill Clinton, the former president. Security was as tight as Governor Christie's yoga pants.

President Obama went to India, South Korea, then Japan. He's going to keep travelling until he finds his birth certificate.