Bill Murray is on the show tonight. Next week I'll be Goggling 'foods that improve prostate health.'

One day you're the leader of Iraq, the next day you're being checked for fleas on Fox News.

Some Secret Service guys crashed a car into the White House. And they had been drinking when it happened. Actually, they hit a barrier trying to get to the White House. It's the same thing that is happening to Hillary.

Bill Murray is on the show tonight. Next week I'll be Goggling 'foods that improve prostate health.'

President Bush has been silent on Schwarzenegger. Of course, he can't pronounce Schwarzenegger.

Hillary Clinton could use one of these Apple Watches. She could hook it up to her secret email account. If you want to contact Hillary, she's at hillary@pantsuit.com.

At the White House, they caught another fence jumper earlier today. It was Obama trying to get out.