Bill Murray is on the show tonight. Next week I'll be Goggling 'foods that improve prostate health.'

How about this John Kerry controversy? So he's out there in California, tells some kind of joke and it backfires. He's saying he botched the joke. ... This guy can lose elections he's not even in.

Here's what the kids get. They get free McDonald's and Kentucky Fried Chicken for a year, and 52 six-packs of Pepsi. And I'm thinking, well, actually, it might be healthier if they were taking steroids.

Every day is President's Day when you have an intern!

CBS News finally received anthrax in the mail. As usual, we're number three.

People say New Yorkers can't get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete strangers, sharing a cab. One guy took the tires and the radio; the other guy took the engine.

USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.