I think you can use some of those words on TV. But one thing you can't do is throw coffee, I've said it over and over again!

People say New Yorkers can't get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete strangers, sharing a cab. One guy took the tires and the radio; the other guy took the engine.

Mayor de Blasio has legalized ferrets. Now you can legally own ferrets in New York City. I want to tell you something. If I want to see anymore beady-eyed little weasels, I'll just keep riding the subway.

I'm worried about John Kerry, he's so confident now that he's already planning his White House sex scandal.

It's disappointing when you finally get to meet someone you admire and he conducts himself as a jerk.

The Pope also said that while he's in town he would like to go see 'The Book of Mormon.'

Donald Trump had a university. Well, the state attorney general decided that the Donald Trump University was an unlicensed sham. And I thought, you know you're at a bad university when your commencement speaker is Whitey Bulger.