I think you can use some of those words on TV. But one thing you can't do is throw coffee, I've said it over and over again!

It's two days until tax time. I know it's late, but there is still time to deduct this show as a loss.

The general election's taking place today in Iraq, so I guess that means we're one step closer to being there for another 10 years.

Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.

A small handgun makes any TV remote control.

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.

Everybody was upset that Vladimir Putin was missing. He was in Switzerland with his girlfriend. She had a baby in Switzerland because in Russia childbirth is not covered by Putin-care.