I think you can use some of those words on TV. But one thing you can't do is throw coffee, I've said it over and over again!

USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.

Happy birthday to evil North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un. He gathered family and friends together and celebrated by executing a few close friends.

Congratulations to Bill and Hillary Clinton: this weekend, 33rd wedding anniversary. How about that? And you thought the Iraqi war was a never-ending conflict.

Barack Obama's busy moving into the White House. Earlier today, John McCain was blowing on his soup.

Political pundits are saying President George W. Bush has made gains in two key states: dazed and confused.

St. Patrick's Day is the fourth biggest drinking day in America. It's not the biggest. It's right behind New Year's Eve, Fourth of July, or any Secret Service party.