I think you can use some of those words on TV. But one thing you can't do is throw coffee, I've said it over and over again!

They figured out a way to control that hamburger disease. You dip the hamburger into the scalding hot coffee before eating.

Instead of reading vows at the wedding ceremony, they read hacked Sony emails.

The Japanese Prime Minister has apologized for Japan's part in World War II. However, he still hasn't mentioned anything about karaoke.

I know you're on the Atkins diet, but could you stop eating bacon during sex?

Hillary Clinton is now in Iowa. She's spending every waking minute of her day meeting ordinary people, and it's to prepare her for a job in which she will never again meet an ordinary person.

I'll be honest with you. It's beginning to look like I'm not going to get 'The Tonight Show.'