Hillary Clinton is now in Iowa. She's spending every waking minute of her day meeting ordinary people, and it's to prepare her for a job in which she will never again meet an ordinary person.
David LettermanHillary's trying to appear downhome. Earlier today she was sitting on the front porch of a general store whittling a pantsuit.
David LettermanToday, the L.A. Times accused Arnold Schwarzenegger of groping six women. I'm telling ya, this guy is presidential material.
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