There is no off position on the genius switch.

They're talking about putting a woman on the $20 bill. And Hillary said, 'I'm available.'

They say the oil spill has the potential to kill more wildlife than a Sarah Palin hunting trip.

Mayor de Blasio said that whenever he goes to a Yankee game he gets sick and tired of people booing and giving him the finger. Hey, what do you want? You're the mayor of New York City. It comes with the gig, pal.

Pope Francis is going to go to Washington, D.C., to address Congress. He believes the New England Patriots have been deflating his giant hat.

I don't know what they are protesting at Occupy Wall Street but I'm on their side. But 10,000 protestors and one Porta Potty?

Here's the plot of 'Interstellar.' Refugees - they're known as Democrats - they're looking for a new planet.