It's disappointing when you finally get to meet someone you admire and he conducts himself as a jerk.
There is no off position on the genius switch.
President Obama is in China. Today he visited the kids who make our cellphones.
Delta: We never make the same mistake three times.
Do you remember the good ol' days when Congress was only unsafe if you were an intern.
This will be Michelle Obama's last opportunity to try to get me to eat kale.