Howard Dean was endorsed by former Vice President Al Gore and now he is getting advice from Al Gore. And I'm thinking, who better to give advice than the guy who couldn't even get elected with the most votes?

Here in New York City, it's cold. It's so cold the Republicans want to use the Keystone Pipeline to deliver soup.

In Hollywood, Oscar is king.

President Bush says now he is sticking to his plan for handing over power to the Iraqis on June 30. It's also part of his plan to hand over power to John Kerry on January 20.

It's two days until tax time. I know it's late, but there is still time to deduct this show as a loss.

Ladies and gentlemen, after what I've been through, I am happy just to be wearing clothes that open in the front.

How about this John Kerry controversy? So he's out there in California, tells some kind of joke and it backfires. He's saying he botched the joke. ... This guy can lose elections he's not even in.