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David LettermanHere's the plot of 'Interstellar.' Refugees - they're known as Democrats - they're looking for a new planet.
David LettermanThe Japanese Prime Minister has apologized for Japan's part in World War II. However, he still hasn't mentioned anything about karaoke.
David LettermanToday Mitt Romney is 68 years old. It's kind of sad, a 68-year-old guy with no job, no future - wait a minute, that's me.
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