During the debate, Palin winked, wrinkled her nose, and gave a shout-out to a third-grade class. Well, you know, that says commander-in-chief to me right there. You betcha!
David LettermanThere is so much oil now in the Gulf of Mexico, and you can thank the folks of British Petroleum for this, so much oil in the Gulf, you can now park on it.
David LettermanIt's two days until tax time. I know it's late, but there is still time to deduct this show as a loss.
David LettermanThere's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
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