Today is Earth Day. The way I see it, as humans the very least we can do is recycle. A lot of recycling is going on this year. For example, Bushes and Clintons.

Hillary Clinton could use one of these Apple Watches. She could hook it up to her secret email account. If you want to contact Hillary, she's at hillary@pantsuit.com.

Arnold Schwarzenegger met with President Bush. It's amazing if you think about it. It was the Terminator and the One-Term-inator.

Hillary has now erased all of her emails, and she also had all of her pantsuits dry cleaned.

I'm worried about John Kerry, he's so confident now that he's already planning his White House sex scandal.

Ted Kennedy is endorsing John Kerry and I'm wondering, do you really want the endorsement of a guy with a Bloody Mary mustache?

How many people saw Arnold's speech last night? I haven't seen that many Kennedys in one place since their last trial.