Have you seen a copy of Tax Tips for Billionaires?

You know who's upset now with ISIS? Al Qaeda. It's because ISIS is getting more attention than Al Qaeda. So now, Saturday night will be Ayman al-Zawahiri bobblehead night.

John Boehner - doesn't he look like every guy you've ever seen at a hotel bar? He looks like the kind of guy who licks his thumb when he counts his money.

Well, the manhunt continues for that elusive evil mastermind, but I'm telling you Enron CEO Kenneth Lay remains at large.

People say we need royalty. We have royalty in the United States - the Kardashians.

It's two days until tax time. I know it's late, but there is still time to deduct this show as a loss.

Rick Perry has now accused Mitt Romney of hiring illegal aliens to work on his hair.