Hillary has now erased all of her emails, and she also had all of her pantsuits dry cleaned.
David LettermanI'm very resourceful. I'd be good in prison. I'd be good in a shipwreck. I'd make a great hostage.
David LettermanDue to budget crunches, Bush has had to scale some of the programs. He has a new program, 'Leave A Couple of Kids Behind.'
David LettermanOver in Afghanistan, Osama stuck his head out of the cave and saw a shadow. So, that means six more weeks of bombing.
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