President Obama and his wife are going to Kenya. Donald Trump said, 'While you're there, pick up your birth certificate.'
David LettermanTed Kennedy is endorsing John Kerry and I'm wondering, do you really want the endorsement of a guy with a Bloody Mary mustache?
David LettermanOver in Afghanistan, Osama stuck his head out of the cave and saw a shadow. So, that means six more weeks of bombing.
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