It's two days until tax time. I know it's late, but there is still time to deduct this show as a loss.
David LettermanFall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.
David LettermanPresident Obama's trying to work out a nuclear deal with Iran, and the Republicans are steamed. They got together and sent Iran a letter about the nuclear deal. They said if this doesn't work, by God, they're going to send Seth Rogen and James Franco.
David LettermanPresident Obama and his wife are going to Kenya. Donald Trump said, 'While you're there, pick up your birth certificate.'
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