There are so many flavors of Coke now - Coke with lemon, Coke with vanilla, Coke with lime, Cherry Coke, and they've just brought out another new flavor - Coke with Pepsi.

Iraqi's minister of information did not show up for his press conference today. However, he claims he was there and he said it went very well.

Yesterday was Election Day. If we have any Democrats in the audience, I'm sorry but you're going to have to give up your seats.

Hillary Clinton is driving across Iowa in a van. It's to get to know the people she'll never, ever see again in her life.

I have found that the only thing that does bring you happiness is doing something good for somebody who is incapable of doing it for themselves.

Prince William and Kate Middleton are in New York City. We have got to do something about immigration.

Obesity is now a problem in the navy. They've created a new rank: Really Big Rear Admiral.