Because Utah is largely Mormon country, the firing squad's a little different. You're blindfolded but no cigarette.

The new CIA torture report is 6 million pages long. It's almost as long as a George Clooney pre-nup.

Every day we learn more and more about this wacky Osama bin Laden. He lives in a cave and at one time he was a womanizer. But now he has settled down with his five wives and 26 kids, so that's now all over. ... He also had a drinking problem at one time. I believe he went through 'Jihab'

Delta: We never make the same mistake three times.

The night before the Olympics opening ceremony, my son, who is eight years old, gets very excited and likes to put out a plate of cookies and some milk for Bob Costas.

President Obama went to India, South Korea, then Japan. He's going to keep travelling until he finds his birth certificate.

President Obama and his family are spending the holidays in Hawaii, and while they're gone, they got a fence jumper to house sit. Tomorrow, he will be in Hawaii playing golf with Raul Castro and the Pope.