How about those Olympics, ladies and gentlemen. Didn't London look like the place to be? New York City was in the running for this Olympics. But here's what happened. We got outbribed.

Political pundits are saying President George W. Bush has made gains in two key states: dazed and confused.

Bush explained his strategy for transfer of power. It's a two part plan. Part one: clean out his desk. Part two: rent a U-Haul.

Every day is President's Day when you have an intern!

Iraqi's minister of information did not show up for his press conference today. However, he claims he was there and he said it went very well.

I have talents aplenty. Unfortunately, precious few of them have any redeeming social value.

Incredible experience, watching a baby birth on the internet. It's now my screensaver.