Obama said they've had some glitches with the Affordable Care website. I'll tell you something. If you order a pair of pants online and they send you the wrong color, that's a glitch. This is like a Carnival cruise, for God's sake!
David LettermanThe night before the Olympics opening ceremony, my son, who is eight years old, gets very excited and likes to put out a plate of cookies and some milk for Bob Costas.
David LettermanThey say the oil spill has the potential to kill more wildlife than a Sarah Palin hunting trip.
David LettermanOne day you're the leader of Iraq, the next day you're being checked for fleas on Fox News.
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