New Orleans: The least annoying French place on Earth.

Kim Jong Un shaved his eyebrows and got his hair sticking right up. How would you like the leader of your country looking like Lady Gaga? Even Dennis Rodman told him he looks weird.

Yesterday was the New York City Marathon. Republicans won in a landslide.

Don't forget it's daylight savings time. You spring forward, then you fall back. It's like Robert Downey Jr. getting out of bed.

Love: You can't start it like a car, you can't stop it with a gun.

The latest polls show that Arnold Schwarzenegger is trailing Lieutenant Governor Cruz Bustamante in the polls. That's insane. I mean, think about it, this guy Cruz Bustamante has never even been in a movie.

Incredible experience, watching a baby birth on the internet. It's now my screensaver.