New Orleans: The least annoying French place on Earth.

Incredible experience, watching a baby birth on the internet. It's now my screensaver.

You can email me, but I prefer letters that come through conventional mail. I like letters that have been licked by strangers.

The general election's taking place today in Iraq, so I guess that means we're one step closer to being there for another 10 years.

Trump says that if he's elected, he won't let the presidency interfere with the Miss Universe pageant.

Reasons why members of Congress deserve a pay raise: Many big corporations are cutting back on bribes; nearly half the members have never been indicted.

Life experience is the best teacher.