I'm very resourceful. I'd be good in prison. I'd be good in a shipwreck. I'd make a great hostage.
David LettermanHillary Clinton is campaigning in Iowa, virtually going door to door to every home in Iowa. Jehovah's Witnesses finally got fed up and said, 'Get lost. Get out of here!'
David LettermanDue to budget crunches, Bush has had to scale some of the programs. He has a new program, 'Leave A Couple of Kids Behind.'
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