John Walker, while he was in Afghanistan, told people his goal was to have four wives. ... Do we need any further proof that this guy is out of his mind? Four wives? That's how al Qaeda gets you to become a suicide bomber.

They say the oil spill has the potential to kill more wildlife than a Sarah Palin hunting trip.

Reasons why members of Congress deserve a pay raise: Many big corporations are cutting back on bribes; nearly half the members have never been indicted.

Happy Cinco de Mayo. In honor of Cinco de Mayo, mayor Bill de Blasio is filling all New York City potholes with guacamole.

There's not a man, woman or child on the face of the earth who doesn't enjoy a tasty beverage.

Donald Trump is talking about running for president. He hasn't made an announcement, but I want to tell you something. The fake suspense is killing me.

Last night we had Bill Clinton, the former president. Security was as tight as Governor Christie's yoga pants.