Osama bin Laden has ten look-alikes to fool us Americans. Ten look-alikes, and he's married to five of them.

Mitt Romney, two-time Republican presidential candidate, is going to fight Evander Holyfield for charity. I hope they save some of that money for funeral expenses.

It's two days until tax time. I know it's late, but there is still time to deduct this show as a loss.

The FCC has delayed the decision on the Time/Warner Comcast merger. So how do you think those folks like being put on hold?

President Obama is sending a couple hundred troops to Iraq. We spent six years trying to figure a way to get out of Iraq. And now we're back. But this time there is an exit strategy. Barack Obama has an exit strategy. In 2016, he's gone.

The oil spill is getting bad. There is so much oil and tar now in the Gulf of Mexico, Cubans can now walk to Miami.

Herman Cain has suspended his presidential campaign, but he has asked the Secret Service if they could continue to provide him protection, at least until his wife cools off.