The Catholic Church has a tough new policy on child molestors: three strikes and you're a cardinal.
David LettermanPresident Obama and his wife are going to Kenya. Donald Trump said, 'While you're there, pick up your birth certificate.'
David LettermanHillary Clinton is running for president. This time around, she promises to be warm and approachable. Like me.
David LettermanJohn Kerry told Tom Ridge he was too busy to receive a Homeland Security briefing. I thought that was odd, since you're not supposed to ignore terrorist threats until after you become president.
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