Osama bin Laden has ten look-alikes to fool us Americans. Ten look-alikes, and he's married to five of them.

We thought New York City was home to 8 million rats. Turns out, that's a little high. The actual number is 2 million rats. That explains the light turnout for the midterm elections.

John Kerry spent the day reading to preschoolers ... and the kids said Kerry actually lacked warmth and failed to articulate a clear message.

The new CIA torture report is 6 million pages long. It's almost as long as a George Clooney pre-nup.

Political pundits are saying President George W. Bush has made gains in two key states: dazed and confused.

Now in Utah if you get the death sentence, they have the firing squad. In Russia, they call that early retirement.

Kim Jong Un's sister got married. That sounds like another Seth Rogen movie, doesn't it?