They say the oil spill has the potential to kill more wildlife than a Sarah Palin hunting trip.

Mitt Romney is running for president again. That will be attempt No. 3. Well, everybody needs a hobby. He's almost certainly running, and I'm almost certainly retiring, so I don't care.

CIA Director George Tenet has now testified before the 9/11 commission and he said we are still making the same dumb mistakes, like leaving memos on the President's desk.

Kids in Washington every year have the big Easter egg roll on the White House lawn. The kids found 300 Easter eggs. They also found about 10,000 missing Hillary emails.

Kim Jong Un's sister got married. That sounds like another Seth Rogen movie, doesn't it?

This will be Michelle Obama's last opportunity to try to get me to eat kale.

President Obama is in China. Today he visited the kids who make our cellphones.