I think the one thing I would point to as a primary reason, basically, is that I was a gigantic ass, ... It's the first time I got dumped in my life.
David LettermanThe first presidential debate was down in Florida. Residents spent all day putting plywood on their televisions.
David LettermanPresident Bush insisted that there was nothing in the August 6th, 2001 briefing, which was titled 'Bin Laden determined to attack the United States', that hinted what bin Laden was up to. Bush says that he would have moved mountains to stop the attack. Yeah, but he draws the line at reading a memo.
David LettermanThey figured out a way to control that hamburger disease. You dip the hamburger into the scalding hot coffee before eating.
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