They say the oil spill has the potential to kill more wildlife than a Sarah Palin hunting trip.

As you watch the Gary Condit interview, three words come to mind: stiff, unbending and impenetrable. And that's just his hair.

Everybody is wondering what Paris Hilton will be doing next, and hell, I'm wondering what she did before.

Today Mitt Romney is 68 years old. It's kind of sad, a 68-year-old guy with no job, no future - wait a minute, that's me.

There is no off position on the genius switch.

New York... when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you.

Our guest tonight is Michelle Obama, first lady of the United States. She's here to announce her run for president.