And tar is washing up onto the beaches - big globs of tar. And people are saying, 'Is that going to ruin our summer at the beach?' No, of course not. You take the big blobs of tar and you use them to hold down your blanket.

Guess who's running for president? Jeb Bush. Jeb was governor of Florida and he speaks fluent Spanish, which raises the question: What language did his brother speak? What was that?

I love the protests. And if you think about it, what better way to send a message to Wall Street than by sitting in a pup tent banging on a drum.

The new CIA torture report is 6 million pages long. It's almost as long as a George Clooney pre-nup.

Are you excited about the recall election? Arnold's campaign has a new slogan: 'Win one for the groper.'

An old interview of Arnold Schwartzenegger has surfaced where he admits to smoking a lot of pot and having sex with hookers. Finally a Republican all Californians can get behind.

George Clooney is on the program tonight. Next week at this time I will be in a hardware store watching them mix paint.