And tar is washing up onto the beaches - big globs of tar. And people are saying, 'Is that going to ruin our summer at the beach?' No, of course not. You take the big blobs of tar and you use them to hold down your blanket.

Quiet down, we don't want to wake the Russians.

I'm very resourceful. I'd be good in prison. I'd be good in a shipwreck. I'd make a great hostage.

The big debate right now is if Saddam is alive or dead. He's dead, then he's alive, then dead, then alive. It's just confusing. Today they showed videotape, and Saddam was speaking at his own funeral.

Jeb Bush has to distance himself from what they call the Bush brand. So he keeps saying, 'I am my own man.' But when Governor Chris Christie is out on the campaign trail, he's always saying, 'I'm my own man, plus another guy.'

It's official, Arnold said he will enter the race for governor. At least that's what everybody thinks he said.

Iraqi's minister of information did not show up for his press conference today. However, he claims he was there and he said it went very well.