And tar is washing up onto the beaches - big globs of tar. And people are saying, 'Is that going to ruin our summer at the beach?' No, of course not. You take the big blobs of tar and you use them to hold down your blanket.

It was a tough press conference for President Bush. He spent the first ten minutes trying to pronounce Fallujah. ... Bush insisted that Iraq is not Vietnam. Of course not, he avoided Vietnam.

Ted Cruz could be president of the United States. If you thought the Secret Service was drinking before

Here in New York City, it's cold. It's so cold the Republicans want to use the Keystone Pipeline to deliver soup.

I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.

Our guest tonight is Michelle Obama, first lady of the United States. She's here to announce her run for president.

It's official, Arnold said he will enter the race for governor. At least that's what everybody thinks he said.