Scientists have discovered a black hole that is 12 billion times the size of our sun. It's full of Hillary Clinton emails.

John Boehner is a member of a country club in Ohio. It turns out that the bartender was plotting to poison Boehner. Now wait a minute. Isn't that the movie with Seth Rogen and James Franco?

Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid says he will not seek re-election. Harry said he wants to spend more time with his family. As I always say, check with your family.

It's two days until tax time. I know it's late, but there is still time to deduct this show as a loss.

George Clooney is on the program tonight. Next week at this time I will be in a hardware store watching them mix paint.

Yesterday was not only daylight saving time, but also International Women's Day. What better way to address the issue of inequality for women than giving them a day that's missing an hour.

Iraqi's minister of information did not show up for his press conference today. However, he claims he was there and he said it went very well.