Love: You can't start it like a car, you can't stop it with a gun.

People say New Yorkers can't get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete strangers, sharing a cab. One guy took the tires and the radio; the other guy took the engine.

Pamela Anderson is a great dancer considering she can't see her feet.

I'll be honest with you. It's beginning to look like I'm not going to get 'The Tonight Show.'

Mitt Romney has a fund-raiser. He's going to get in the ring and fight Evander Holyfield. This is the dumbest thing Republicans have done since they wrote that open letter to Iran.

Ted Cruz could be president of the United States. If you thought the Secret Service was drinking before

Mitt Romney, two-time Republican presidential candidate, is going to fight Evander Holyfield for charity. I hope they save some of that money for funeral expenses.