Life experience is the best teacher.

Insiders say that Trump is running for president as a publicity stunt. That's not the Donald Trump I know.

I think the one thing I would point to as a primary reason, basically, is that I was a gigantic ass, ... It's the first time I got dumped in my life.

Don't worry about me. I plan to continue to be in show business. I have already been booked to be in a production of 'The Sunshine Boys' with Jay Leno.

Welcome to the program. My name is Dave Letterman, and tonight I'm giving my two-week notice.

Due to budget crunches, Bush has had to scale some of the programs. He has a new program, 'Leave A Couple of Kids Behind.'

Have you been following the big oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico? Or as we call it now, the Dead Sea.