Life experience is the best teacher.

Do you know what I'm going to do when I retire? I hope to become the new face of Scientology.

The general election's taking place today in Iraq, so I guess that means we're one step closer to being there for another 10 years.

Yesterday was Election Day. If we have any Democrats in the audience, I'm sorry but you're going to have to give up your seats.

Guess who's running for president? Jeb Bush. Jeb was governor of Florida and he speaks fluent Spanish, which raises the question: What language did his brother speak? What was that?

The issue of gay marriage has reached the Supreme Court and observers are analyzing every detail to predict how each justice will vote. Experts say Chief Justice John Roberts is likely to rule in favor of gay marriage based on the fact that he spent Tuesday's hearings watching the Tony Award nominations.

The United States has launched airstrikes against ISIS. It's being called 'Operation Approval Ratings.'