Life experience is the best teacher.

Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger.

Mayor de Blasio wants to eliminate garbage. He believes New York City produces way too much garbage. Well, heck, forget about producing too much garbage. What about late-night talk shows?

Pepsi has a new Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew. No, we don't have an Ebola vaccine, but we do have the Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew.

There's already been some trouble for Osama bin Laden in the afterlife. There was a mix up and he was greeted by 72 vegans.

Political pundits are saying President George W. Bush has made gains in two key states: dazed and confused.

Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.