I've had nothing but great friendship to help me through this.

President Obama went to India, South Korea, then Japan. He's going to keep travelling until he finds his birth certificate.

Kim Jong Un's sister got married. That sounds like another Seth Rogen movie, doesn't it?

Former President Bush, to celebrate his 80th birthday, jumped out of an airplane. And if you've seen the polls, you know he's not the only Bush in freefall.

St. Patrick's Day is the fourth biggest drinking day in America. It's not the biggest. It's right behind New Year's Eve, Fourth of July, or any Secret Service party.

Instead of reading vows at the wedding ceremony, they read hacked Sony emails.

Enron CEO Kenneth Lay has apparently just slipped across the border into Pakistan.