Moammar Gadhafi was found hiding in a storm sewer with a gold-plated gun. That's me in retirement, ladies and gentlemen.
David LettermanThere's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
David LettermanI always liked Mitt Romney. He looks like the salesman who follows you around at Brooks Brothers.
David LettermanThe president met with BP CEO Tony Hayward, and Obama was demanding that BP clean up the Gulf. And I'm thinking, good luck. They can't even clean up their gas station restrooms.
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