Are you getting a big kick out of the Enron scandal? I find this interesting that whenever a big crisis starts, people start showing up in church. So, Ken Lay shows up in church this weekend. Church officials are still looking for the collection plates.

Happy birthday to evil North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un. He gathered family and friends together and celebrated by executing a few close friends.

The European countries are really hoping to do well in the Olympics. If they win gold medals, they can use them as cash.

President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?

Former President Bill Clinton is on the program tonight. He says that while his wife runs for president, he would like to stay out of the limelight. Well, he's certainly come to the right place. He'll be fine here.

They're talking about putting a woman on the $20 bill. And Hillary said, 'I'm available.'

Obesity is now a problem in the navy. They've created a new rank: Really Big Rear Admiral.