Are you getting a big kick out of the Enron scandal? I find this interesting that whenever a big crisis starts, people start showing up in church. So, Ken Lay shows up in church this weekend. Church officials are still looking for the collection plates.

Trump says that if he's elected, he won't let the presidency interfere with the Miss Universe pageant.

I'll be honest with you. It's beginning to look like I'm not going to get 'The Tonight Show.'

United Airlines: Passengers are our worst enemy. We're not too fond of luggage either.

Do you remember the good ol' days when Congress was only unsafe if you were an intern.

Kids in Washington every year have the big Easter egg roll on the White House lawn. The kids found 300 Easter eggs. They also found about 10,000 missing Hillary emails.

Donald Trump had a university. Well, the state attorney general decided that the Donald Trump University was an unlicensed sham. And I thought, you know you're at a bad university when your commencement speaker is Whitey Bulger.