Tim Tebow has been on the bench longer than Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

Tim Tebow has been on the bench longer than Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

Arnold is now the front runner. Everyone was snickering about it a month ago, now it looks like he will be the next governor of California. He is so confident he has already chosen a body oil for the inauguration.

For the love of God, folks, don't try this at home.

You know what I love best about baseball? The pine tar, the resin, the grass, the dirt - and that's just in the hot-dogs.

Iraq is so bad that President Obama phoned Hillary Clinton and asked her if she could start early.

The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag