For the love of God, folks, don't try this at home.

Due to budget crunches, Bush has had to scale some of the programs. He has a new program, 'Leave A Couple of Kids Behind.'

The oil spill is getting bad. There is so much oil and tar now in the Gulf of Mexico, Cubans can now walk to Miami.

You can email me, but I prefer letters that come through conventional mail. I like letters that have been licked by strangers.

About half an hour before air time - that's when I become hyper. I put everything else out of my mind and just let that nervous energy surge through my body. I start talking faster and louder. My confidence comes up. It's actually a great feeling.

The 2016 presidential campaign is heating up. Can you feel the indifference, the apathy?

Did you see Howard Dean ranting and raving? Here's a little tip Howard - cut back on the Red Bull.