For the love of God, folks, don't try this at home.

Kim Jong Un's sister got married. That sounds like another Seth Rogen movie, doesn't it?

I heard this today and I thought this was fascinating and interesting. President Bush has two daughters, two beautiful daughters, and they may work on their father's presidential campaign after they get out of college and I thought, well, that's a pretty good move because in this economy, they won't be able to find real jobs.

The FCC has delayed the decision on the Time/Warner Comcast merger. So how do you think those folks like being put on hold?

They say the oil spill has the potential to kill more wildlife than a Sarah Palin hunting trip.

They're talking about putting a woman on the $20 bill. And Hillary said, 'I'm available.'

You know what I love best about baseball? The pine tar, the resin, the grass, the dirt - and that's just in the hot-dogs.