For the love of God, folks, don't try this at home.

So they caught Gadhafi in a storm sewer and shot him. Or as they call it in the Middle East, an orderly transfer of power.

Mitt Romney looks like an American President in a Canadian movie.

You know, Sarah Palin is the Governor of Alaska, you know that. And she's a lifelong member of the National Rifle Association. So great, is what I'm thinking, another vice president that shoots a drinking buddy; just get ready.

It looks like President Bush will be handing over power to the Iraqis by June 30th. That's amazing and not only that, but it looks like he'll be handing over power to the Democrats by November 2nd.

Martha Stewart is getting out of prison so today the terror alert was raised from orange to pesto.

For the love of God, folks, don't try this at home.