To advertisers: "Do not compete with your agency in the creative area. Why keep a dog and bark yourself?"

Develop your eccentricities while you are young. That way, when you get old, people won't think you're going gaga.

You now have to decide what 'image' you want for your brand. Image means personality. Products, like people, have personalities, and they can make or break them in the market place.

I once used the word OBSOLETE in a headline, only to discover that 43 per cent of housewives had no idea what it meant. In another headline, I used the word INEFFABLE, only to discover that I didn't know what it meant myself.

It's not creative unless it sells.

We exist to build the business of our clients. The recommendations we make to them should be the recommendations we would make if we owned their companies, without regard to our own short-term interest. This earns their respect, which is the greatest asset we can have.

Make sure you have a vice president in charge of your revolution, to engender ferment among your more conventional colleagues.