Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, "That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible."

It's funny because it's funny.

With Saturday Night Live you're looking for any hook, any way to stay on the show.

It's just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can and make it good, and try not to sell out. I'm sure I will, but I'm just trying to postpone it.

My older brother was cool, so I was suddenly cool by association. And I totally dusted all my old math friends.

I think the chances are better of me putting Super Unleaded into a rented car.

I got into stand-up to get on a sitcom.