Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, "That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible."

Most of the shows I want to do I'm not smart enough to figure out how to watch.

I'm like a Dilbert cartoon.

My career is just kind of crazy.

I have no detectable hair style.

I never have kids in movies or in TV shows.

There's always something funny about men chasing women.