There's always something funny about men chasing women.

No one wants to know I set my alarm and get up 8, but I think it's too weird to sleep in too late.

Stayed up and watched a little spanktrovision. It's the American way. There's really nothing wrong with spanktrovision. One of the best inventions of the 1900s, 20th century.

There are a couple hard things. One, getting a funny idea that people can relate to; a funny idea or a funny script; there's a million pitches.

Now that I have the opportunities to do a lot, I want to do less.

Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, "That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible."

People come and go around you, but you're never the one getting the big stuff. I like that.