There's always something funny about men chasing women.

Everyone is so weird in L.A. that if you're somewhat normal, it's exotic.

Most of the shows I want to do I'm not smart enough to figure out how to watch.

Gossip is a plague that consumes weak, gullible people and blinds them from the truth of reality; it can devour entire city's. I prefer keeping my eyes wide open.

It's hard for your mom to tell you she has an oral fixation and has to have something in her mouth. My step dad is in the kitchen winking at me. You down with OPP, yeah you know me. Exciting is and a special... What? Easy, and why do you know all the words? That's weird.

There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is making fun of it all.

It's just easier to make fun and cut down. It's kind of a way of life in America. If you can make people want to hear what you're going to say, it can be cruel and funny.