There's always something funny about men chasing women.

I can see getting married and having a family, because it is the next thing on the agenda. You can only do this for so long. I'm old, and my friends all have kids. And I'm single, still blow drying my hair!

As boys get older, they can't let on that it's cool to meet me.

I think the chances are better of me putting Super Unleaded into a rented car.

I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those.

I have two skateboards, but I don't get to use them much. I have a snowboard, which I've never used.

Whenever you get on the plane, the flight attendant will always tell you the name of your pilot. Like anyone goes, Oh, he's good.