My career is just kind of crazy.

It's great to tell people you have your own show, but that's where the fun stops.

I just don't like to go out and deal with the real world. It's scary.

I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder.

In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.

I have two skateboards, but I don't get to use them much. I have a snowboard, which I've never used.

It's funny because it's funny.