My career is just kind of crazy.

Sometimes when I watch a TV season, your favorite shows die quickly. And then sometimes it's not your favorite, and they live on for 12 years.

My career is just kind of crazy.

When I'm interviewed on Leno, just be funny, period. That's all they want from me. I don't want to tell my life story.

As boys get older, they can't let on that it's cool to meet me.

MySpace is a great way to keep in touch with friends who you don't care enough about to actually have a conversation with, why bother calling to say "how are you," when you can just surf their page and post an mpeg of a guy farting on his cat.

I wish I had that carefree lifestyle. But I guess I'm more private, and more inside.