My career is just kind of crazy.

Bill Murray I always liked. I'm not as good as him, but there's a quality in him that I like. And then there's DeNiro, I'll never be that.

I've been with a beautiful girl from time to time.

Single guys get a bad rap.

Horrible date all through high school and college. Here's an impression of me on a date in high school. Come on, chug it!

When my stepfather died, I just kind of fell apart. I felt pretty vulnerable, like there literally could be no tomorrow.

I only have one note, let's be honest. But I'll play a different version of that one note.