My career is just kind of crazy.

I got into stand-up to get on a sitcom.

How do you lay low but still do your job? Try to stay out there without being out there like Jenny McCarthy?

Spent most of the summer looking for shade. Driving around. Shade. Please? Driving in malls. I'll park a mile away I don't care. I'm just looking for a tree branch, anything. Long weed. Big leaf, get the front corner panel under it. Oh precious shade, I have it - you don't!

With Saturday Night Live you're looking for any hook, any way to stay on the show.

I can see getting married and having a family, because it is the next thing on the agenda. You can only do this for so long. I'm old, and my friends all have kids. And I'm single, still blow drying my hair!

I think the chances are better of me putting Super Unleaded into a rented car.