There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is making fun of it all.
Staying in a hotel this time. They put me up in a little bit of a shithole. Yeah. Just this side of rinky dink. The first 7 floors are a homeless shelter, but I'm on 8.
To be famous and broke is hard.
As boys get older, they can't let on that it's cool to meet me.
I have no detectable hair style.
I've been with a beautiful girl from time to time.