I'm like a Dilbert cartoon.

MySpace is a great way to keep in touch with friends who you don't care enough about to actually have a conversation with, why bother calling to say "how are you," when you can just surf their page and post an mpeg of a guy farting on his cat.

Most of the shows I want to do I'm not smart enough to figure out how to watch.

When my stepfather died, I just kind of fell apart. I felt pretty vulnerable, like there literally could be no tomorrow.

I only have one note, let's be honest. But I'll play a different version of that one note.

People come and go around you, but you're never the one getting the big stuff. I like that.

I've got people who like Tommy Boy, but they're getting older and there's a whole new wave of college kids who see that and Joe Dirt, and Just Shoot Me is a little older, so I wanted stuff for everybody.