I'm like a Dilbert cartoon.

It's good to do stand-up. It kind of wakes you up and makes you feel like you're doing something. You got the crowd right there. That's all fun.

I talk to my dad all the time, he's more like my buddy than my father, and he's not happy that I use him in my act. But I tell him, I have to get something out of this.

My career is just kind of crazy.

Single guys get a bad rap.

To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee.

I only have one note, let's be honest. But I'll play a different version of that one note.