Gossip is a plague that consumes weak, gullible people and blinds them from the truth of reality; it can devour entire city's. I prefer keeping my eyes wide open.

I just don't like to go out and deal with the real world. It's scary.

It wasn't a cutdown to call someone a Mexican. It would kill my career to refer to someone as Mexican today. It's like calling me an American.

It's hard to have a career.

On Sundays, I lay low, sulk a lot, and try to get my head together for next week.

I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those.

With Saturday Night Live you're looking for any hook, any way to stay on the show.