Gossip is a plague that consumes weak, gullible people and blinds them from the truth of reality; it can devour entire city's. I prefer keeping my eyes wide open.

I've got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose.

I only have one note, let's be honest. But I'll play a different version of that one note.

To be famous and broke is hard.

I have no detectable hair style.

Single guys get a bad rap.

In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.