Everyone is so weird in L.A. that if you're somewhat normal, it's exotic.

I only have one note, let's be honest. But I'll play a different version of that one note.

To be famous and broke is hard.

Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, "That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible."

I started doing the star turn and making a profit off it. Now I'm kind of one of them.

MySpace is a great way to keep in touch with friends who you don't care enough about to actually have a conversation with, why bother calling to say "how are you," when you can just surf their page and post an mpeg of a guy farting on his cat.

People come and go around you, but you're never the one getting the big stuff. I like that.