No one wants to know I set my alarm and get up 8, but I think it's too weird to sleep in too late.
David SpadeThe last girl I went out with blew me off. Now I call her with lame excuses to see her, "Hey, did I leave a penny over there?"
David SpadeSuccess? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, "That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible."
David SpadeI'm a gentleman and I was always taught it's rude, to talk about a woman's age or weight unless you are breaking up with her.
David Spade