Everyone is so weird in L.A. that if you're somewhat normal, it's exotic.

No one wants to know I set my alarm and get up 8, but I think it's too weird to sleep in too late.

If I try to cover too much ground, you start to get watered down and less interesting.

Bill Murray I always liked. I'm not as good as him, but there's a quality in him that I like. And then there's DeNiro, I'll never be that.

It's brutal. I see friends when their shows don't work. Everything's riding on making money and all the pressure and how people scatter when fortunes turn downward.

Staying in a hotel this time. They put me up in a little bit of a shithole. Yeah. Just this side of rinky dink. The first 7 floors are a homeless shelter, but I'm on 8.

The hard part about SNL is, there's no real communication when you get there. It's not like people are mean to you, they just act like you're not there.