There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is making fun of it all.

I only have one note, let's be honest. But I'll play a different version of that one note.

How do you lay low but still do your job? Try to stay out there without being out there like Jenny McCarthy?

I have no detectable hair style.

I can see getting married and having a family, because it is the next thing on the agenda. You can only do this for so long. I'm old, and my friends all have kids. And I'm single, still blow drying my hair!

My fellow nerds and I will retire to the nerdery with our calculators.

There are a couple hard things. One, getting a funny idea that people can relate to; a funny idea or a funny script; there's a million pitches.