There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is making fun of it all.

I want to get away from it all. Move to the sticks. Montana. Hundreds of miles from civilization. Get a cabin in the snow. Curl up with some cute girl. Say stuff to her like, Scream all you want, sugar. Ain't nobody gonna hear you!

A friend of Nicole Ritchie told the New York Post that Nicole is definitely pregnant.

When I'm interviewed on Leno, just be funny, period. That's all they want from me. I don't want to tell my life story.

My school of thought is, anything goes, but I can't do that anymore.

It's hard for your mom to tell you she has an oral fixation and has to have something in her mouth. My step dad is in the kitchen winking at me. You down with OPP, yeah you know me. Exciting is and a special... What? Easy, and why do you know all the words? That's weird.

The hard part about SNL is, there's no real communication when you get there. It's not like people are mean to you, they just act like you're not there.