I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those.

I've been with a beautiful girl from time to time.

If I try to cover too much ground, you start to get watered down and less interesting.

My older brother was cool, so I was suddenly cool by association. And I totally dusted all my old math friends.

I want to get away from it all. Move to the sticks. Montana. Hundreds of miles from civilization. Get a cabin in the snow. Curl up with some cute girl. Say stuff to her like, Scream all you want, sugar. Ain't nobody gonna hear you!

There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is making fun of it all.

I've had it where things didn't go well for me with movies or something that got canceled.