There are a couple hard things. One, getting a funny idea that people can relate to; a funny idea or a funny script; there's a million pitches.

A friend of Nicole Ritchie told the New York Post that Nicole is definitely pregnant.

I started doing the star turn and making a profit off it. Now I'm kind of one of them.

Gossip is a plague that consumes weak, gullible people and blinds them from the truth of reality; it can devour entire city's. I prefer keeping my eyes wide open.

How do you lay low but still do your job? Try to stay out there without being out there like Jenny McCarthy?

It's brutal. I see friends when their shows don't work. Everything's riding on making money and all the pressure and how people scatter when fortunes turn downward.

Hopefully, underlying all my jokes is an element of surprise.