There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is making fun of it all.
It's great to tell people you have your own show, but that's where the fun stops.
My fellow nerds and I will retire to the nerdery with our calculators.
There are a couple hard things. One, getting a funny idea that people can relate to; a funny idea or a funny script; there's a million pitches.
I've been with a beautiful girl from time to time.
I talk to my dad all the time, he's more like my buddy than my father, and he's not happy that I use him in my act. But I tell him, I have to get something out of this.