There are a couple hard things. One, getting a funny idea that people can relate to; a funny idea or a funny script; there's a million pitches.

Whenever you get on the plane, the flight attendant will always tell you the name of your pilot. Like anyone goes, Oh, he's good.

I have two skateboards, but I don't get to use them much. I have a snowboard, which I've never used.

MySpace is a great way to keep in touch with friends who you don't care enough about to actually have a conversation with, why bother calling to say "how are you," when you can just surf their page and post an mpeg of a guy farting on his cat.

I'm always making fun of myself and my friends.

I never dated much in high school or college.

People come and go around you, but you're never the one getting the big stuff. I like that.