Hopefully, underlying all my jokes is an element of surprise.
I feel like I've got this anti-marriage thing, but it's less that and more I'm overthinking it to get it right.
To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee.
It's so crazy in Hollywood.
I wish I had that carefree lifestyle. But I guess I'm more private, and more inside.
As boys get older, they can't let on that it's cool to meet me.