It's great to tell people you have your own show, but that's where the fun stops.

I only have one note, let's be honest. But I'll play a different version of that one note.

It's just easier to make fun and cut down. It's kind of a way of life in America. If you can make people want to hear what you're going to say, it can be cruel and funny.

Horrible date all through high school and college. Here's an impression of me on a date in high school. Come on, chug it!

As boys get older, they can't let on that it's cool to meet me.

I'm scared of slipping up, of just doing a joke that makes me laugh.

I wish I had that carefree lifestyle. But I guess I'm more private, and more inside.