It's great to tell people you have your own show, but that's where the fun stops.

I never dated much in high school or college.

I can see getting married and having a family, because it is the next thing on the agenda. You can only do this for so long. I'm old, and my friends all have kids. And I'm single, still blow drying my hair!

There are a couple hard things. One, getting a funny idea that people can relate to; a funny idea or a funny script; there's a million pitches.

People come and go around you, but you're never the one getting the big stuff. I like that.

I have no detectable hair style.

It wasn't a cutdown to call someone a Mexican. It would kill my career to refer to someone as Mexican today. It's like calling me an American.