There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is making fun of it all.
Now that I have the opportunities to do a lot, I want to do less.
It's hard for your mom to tell you she has an oral fixation and has to have something in her mouth. My step dad is in the kitchen winking at me. You down with OPP, yeah you know me. Exciting is and a special... What? Easy, and why do you know all the words? That's weird.
As boys get older, they can't let on that it's cool to meet me.
I have no detectable hair style.
You know the drill. 18 is legal. 17 with consent. 16 with a note. 15 if her dad's in the room. Low five!