My fellow nerds and I will retire to the nerdery with our calculators.

Whenever you get on the plane, the flight attendant will always tell you the name of your pilot. Like anyone goes, Oh, he's good.

I can see getting married and having a family, because it is the next thing on the agenda. You can only do this for so long. I'm old, and my friends all have kids. And I'm single, still blow drying my hair!

I've been with a beautiful girl from time to time.

My older brother was cool, so I was suddenly cool by association. And I totally dusted all my old math friends.

In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.

Bill Murray I always liked. I'm not as good as him, but there's a quality in him that I like. And then there's DeNiro, I'll never be that.