My fellow nerds and I will retire to the nerdery with our calculators.
To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee.
Now that I have the opportunities to do a lot, I want to do less.
Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, "That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible."
Nobody wants to read about your life. Who cares?
I got into stand-up to get on a sitcom.