I talk to my dad all the time, he's more like my buddy than my father, and he's not happy that I use him in my act. But I tell him, I have to get something out of this.

I got into stand-up to get on a sitcom.

I never have kids in movies or in TV shows.

You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun.

I've got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose.

Sometimes when I watch a TV season, your favorite shows die quickly. And then sometimes it's not your favorite, and they live on for 12 years.

No one wants to know I set my alarm and get up 8, but I think it's too weird to sleep in too late.