It's good to do stand-up. It kind of wakes you up and makes you feel like you're doing something. You got the crowd right there. That's all fun.

Everyone is so weird in L.A. that if you're somewhat normal, it's exotic.

It's so crazy in Hollywood.

I can see getting married and having a family, because it is the next thing on the agenda. You can only do this for so long. I'm old, and my friends all have kids. And I'm single, still blow drying my hair!

I'm always making fun of myself and my friends.

I started doing the star turn and making a profit off it. Now I'm kind of one of them.

I've got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose.