It's good to do stand-up. It kind of wakes you up and makes you feel like you're doing something. You got the crowd right there. That's all fun.

Single guys get a bad rap.

It's hard to have a career.

You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun.

If I try to cover too much ground, you start to get watered down and less interesting.

I have two skateboards, but I don't get to use them much. I have a snowboard, which I've never used.

Everyone is so weird in L.A. that if you're somewhat normal, it's exotic.