It's good to do stand-up. It kind of wakes you up and makes you feel like you're doing something. You got the crowd right there. That's all fun.

Sometimes when I watch a TV season, your favorite shows die quickly. And then sometimes it's not your favorite, and they live on for 12 years.

Everyone is so weird in L.A. that if you're somewhat normal, it's exotic.

I changed my act because I wasn't getting booked.

It wasn't a cutdown to call someone a Mexican. It would kill my career to refer to someone as Mexican today. It's like calling me an American.

I've been with a beautiful girl from time to time.

I've got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose.