Stayed up and watched a little spanktrovision. It's the American way. There's really nothing wrong with spanktrovision. One of the best inventions of the 1900s, 20th century.

There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is making fun of it all.

No one wants to know I set my alarm and get up 8, but I think it's too weird to sleep in too late.

I just don't like to go out and deal with the real world. It's scary.

I started doing the star turn and making a profit off it. Now I'm kind of one of them.

I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those.

It's funny because it's funny.