Stayed up and watched a little spanktrovision. It's the American way. There's really nothing wrong with spanktrovision. One of the best inventions of the 1900s, 20th century.

It's so crazy in Hollywood.

People come and go around you, but you're never the one getting the big stuff. I like that.

I feel like I've got this anti-marriage thing, but it's less that and more I'm overthinking it to get it right.

MySpace is a great way to keep in touch with friends who you don't care enough about to actually have a conversation with, why bother calling to say "how are you," when you can just surf their page and post an mpeg of a guy farting on his cat.

My school of thought is, anything goes, but I can't do that anymore.

There are a couple hard things. One, getting a funny idea that people can relate to; a funny idea or a funny script; there's a million pitches.