Stayed up and watched a little spanktrovision. It's the American way. There's really nothing wrong with spanktrovision. One of the best inventions of the 1900s, 20th century.

There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is making fun of it all.

I've got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose.

I just don't like to go out and deal with the real world. It's scary.

I'm scared of slipping up, of just doing a joke that makes me laugh.

Gossip is a plague that consumes weak, gullible people and blinds them from the truth of reality; it can devour entire city's. I prefer keeping my eyes wide open.

There's always something funny about men chasing women.