The hard part about SNL is, there's no real communication when you get there. It's not like people are mean to you, they just act like you're not there.

Stayed up and watched a little spanktrovision. It's the American way. There's really nothing wrong with spanktrovision. One of the best inventions of the 1900s, 20th century.

I wish I had that carefree lifestyle. But I guess I'm more private, and more inside.

It's just easier to make fun and cut down. It's kind of a way of life in America. If you can make people want to hear what you're going to say, it can be cruel and funny.

It's great to tell people you have your own show, but that's where the fun stops.

No one wants to know I set my alarm and get up 8, but I think it's too weird to sleep in too late.

Gossip is a plague that consumes weak, gullible people and blinds them from the truth of reality; it can devour entire city's. I prefer keeping my eyes wide open.